Diagnonsense Me.

selfsoulfriend:

cant sleep due to homosexual thoughts


shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: sweetrevelation)


gerardseyeshadow:

edward-masen:

bardstard:

rosalielesbianhale:

petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.

john: (walks into the classroom)

edward: 

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john:

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don’t u mean

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lolt64:

squidwurd:

astrodickology:

marsincharge:

Good morning, look what I found on Twitter

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You’re a thicc one….Mr. Grinch

How the Grinch Stole Ya Man

youre a thicc one
mr grinch
youve got butterrrr in THOSE CAKES
you keep that ass a-shakin
cause girl your turkey bakes, mr griiiiiiINCH

you’re a booty droppin shag carpet with the (dun dun) floppy ass quaaaaakes!!!


kaliforhnia:
“ me on a first date
”
in movies:

hotboyproblems:

person: *sees blood stain*

person: *touches it*

person:

person:

person:

person: blood

(Source: ororomunroe-archive)